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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jan 4, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
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Josephine
Guest
Jan 3, 2018
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
๐ You totally won the internet today!
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 21, 2017
๐ So funny!
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Dec 21, 2017
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
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Amir
Guest
Dec 7, 2017
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Aziza
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Nov 21, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Nov 10, 2017
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 8, 2017
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Nov 4, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
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Mtumwa
Guest
Nov 3, 2017
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
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Chiku
Guest
Oct 27, 2017
๐ This is a keeper!
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Salima
Guest
Oct 27, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Farida
Guest
Oct 18, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 18, 2017
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Oct 17, 2017
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Oct 8, 2017
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 7, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
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Issack
Guest
Sep 7, 2017
๐ This one really got me!
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Sumaya
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Aug 25, 2017
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Aug 23, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jul 22, 2017
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jul 22, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jul 14, 2017
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jun 17, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jun 16, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 13, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
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Jabir
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
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Zuhura
Guest
Jun 8, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jun 4, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
May 20, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
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James Malima
Guest
May 12, 2017
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 30, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Rukia
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
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Kiza
Guest
Apr 20, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Mar 27, 2017
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
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Omar
Guest
Mar 23, 2017
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Amina
Guest
Mar 18, 2017
๐คฃ Pure genius!
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Sekela
Guest
Feb 19, 2017
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
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Wande
Guest
Feb 15, 2017
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Feb 8, 2017
๐ Iโm dying!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Feb 4, 2017
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I needed that laugh!
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Mwafirika
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
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Umi
Guest
Jan 26, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
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Kassim
Guest
Jan 19, 2017
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jan 11, 2017
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jan 11, 2017
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Rubea
Guest
Jan 5, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Azima
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
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Salma
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
