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Amir
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Oct 10, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Victor Kimario
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Oct 5, 2017
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
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Betty Kimaro
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Sep 30, 2017
๐ This one really got me!
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Nashon
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Sep 30, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
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Ann Wambui
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Sep 24, 2017
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
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Lucy Wangui
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Sep 23, 2017
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
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Hawa
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Sep 17, 2017
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
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Joseph Kawawa
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Sep 14, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
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Mzee
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Sep 3, 2017
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
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Zubeida
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Sep 3, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
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Ann Wambui
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Aug 16, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
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Mustafa
Guest
Aug 7, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
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Ruth Mtangi
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Jul 31, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
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Anna Mchome
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Jul 26, 2017
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
๐ Perfect joke!
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James Mduma
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Jul 6, 2017
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
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Husna
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jun 10, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
May 23, 2017
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
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James Malima
Guest
May 22, 2017
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
May 10, 2017
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
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Biashara
Guest
Apr 28, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Apr 24, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
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Mgeni
Guest
Apr 24, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Apr 20, 2017
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Apr 16, 2017
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Apr 14, 2017
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 3, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
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Maneno
Guest
Mar 25, 2017
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Mar 19, 2017
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐
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Fatuma
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Mar 7, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Mar 6, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Mar 5, 2017
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Feb 9, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Feb 2, 2017
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
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Leila
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jan 26, 2017
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jan 20, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jan 15, 2017
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
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Husna
Guest
Jan 11, 2017
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jan 10, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
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Ndoto
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
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Abdillah
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Dec 24, 2016
๐ What a joke!
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Hashim
Guest
Dec 10, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
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Biashara
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Dec 1, 2016
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
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Binti
Guest
Nov 3, 2016
๐ Sharing right away!
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David Musyoka
Guest
Oct 31, 2016
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
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Fadhila
Guest
Oct 10, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Oct 8, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
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Daniel Obura
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Oct 7, 2016
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
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Wande
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
