Short Answer: Because it was caught for "fowl" play! 🐔🦆👮♂️⛓️
Explanation: The chicken went to jail because it was involved in some "fowl" play, meaning it did something mischievous or against the law. Imagine a chicken wearing a tiny prisoner outfit, being escorted by a duck police officer and locked up with tiny chicken-sized handcuffs! It's all in good fun and just a silly way to imagine animals getting into trouble. 🐓😄🚓
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Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 5, 2017
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Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 30, 2017
😆 This one really got me!
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I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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🤣 This joke is too good!
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I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Zubeida (Guest) on September 3, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 16, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Mustafa (Guest) on August 7, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 26, 2017
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 25, 2017
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Mwagonda (Guest) on July 11, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
James Mduma (Guest) on July 6, 2017
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 14, 2017
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Husna (Guest) on June 14, 2017
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Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 10, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 2, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 1, 2017
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 23, 2017
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
James Malima (Guest) on May 22, 2017
🤣 This one’s fire!
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 10, 2017
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Biashara (Guest) on April 28, 2017
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Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 24, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Mgeni (Guest) on April 24, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 20, 2017
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 16, 2017
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Maneno (Guest) on March 25, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Fatuma (Guest) on March 17, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 7, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 5, 2017
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 2, 2017
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Mwakisu (Guest) on January 28, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 26, 2017
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 20, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 15, 2017
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Husna (Guest) on January 11, 2017
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Ndoto (Guest) on January 7, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Abdillah (Guest) on December 24, 2016
😄 What a joke!
Hashim (Guest) on December 10, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Biashara (Guest) on December 9, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 1, 2016
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Binti (Guest) on November 3, 2016
😂 Sharing right away!
David Musyoka (Guest) on October 31, 2016
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What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺