Riddle: "Which Budgie owns the cage? ๐ฆ๐ "
Short Answer: "None! The cage owns them all! ๐"
Explanation: This playful answer suggests that in the quirky world of budgies, the cage reigns supreme! Rather than any single budgie owning the cage, it humorously implies that the cage has a hold over all the budgies, making it the true owner. This lighthearted response adds a touch of whimsy to the question, putting a smile on the reader's face. ๐๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 2, 2017
๐ Too good!
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 24, 2017
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 19, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on August 16, 2017
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 4, 2017
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 31, 2017
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 16, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 6, 2017
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Ann Awino (Guest) on June 27, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 18, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 16, 2017
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 14, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 8, 2017
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 30, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 25, 2017
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 10, 2017
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Mwakisu (Guest) on May 8, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Irene Makena (Guest) on May 4, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 21, 2017
๐ That punchline was epic!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 12, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 11, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 3, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 3, 2017
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Nassar (Guest) on March 31, 2017
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Juma (Guest) on March 22, 2017
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Salma (Guest) on March 18, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 15, 2017
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 12, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 10, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
David Musyoka (Guest) on March 4, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 3, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Selemani (Guest) on March 2, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Jafari (Guest) on March 1, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 14, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Grace Minja (Guest) on February 12, 2017
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 11, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
David Sokoine (Guest) on February 11, 2017
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Makame (Guest) on January 2, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 28, 2016
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Ndoto (Guest) on December 25, 2016
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 24, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Zuhura (Guest) on December 23, 2016
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 23, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 20, 2016
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 19, 2016
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 14, 2016
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Khamis (Guest) on December 9, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Selemani (Guest) on December 4, 2016
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Baridi (Guest) on November 26, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 23, 2016
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on November 17, 2016
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on November 10, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 3, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 26, 2016
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on October 22, 2016
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Chris Okello (Guest) on October 15, 2016
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Zakia (Guest) on October 12, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 26, 2016
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 26, 2016
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Fadhili (Guest) on September 19, 2016
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ