Short Answer: π The shopping trolley can carry a load of groceries, while the university vice chancellor carries a load of paperwork! ππΌ
Explanation: The shopping trolley is used to transport groceries in a supermarket, while the university vice chancellor is responsible for administrative tasks and paperwork at the university. The humorous twist lies in comparing the physical load of groceries in a trolley to the metaphorical load of paperwork that the vice chancellor has to handle. It adds a lighthearted touch to the question, making it funny and amusing.
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 6, 2018
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
John Malisa (Guest) on February 4, 2018
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
Selemani (Guest) on February 1, 2018
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Maida (Guest) on January 20, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 2, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 26, 2017
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 24, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 19, 2017
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 15, 2017
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
David Sokoine (Guest) on December 12, 2017
π Sharing right away!
Umi (Guest) on December 4, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 3, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 29, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
Safiya (Guest) on November 6, 2017
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 5, 2017
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 9, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itβs a beautiful day. βοΈπ
Samuel Were (Guest) on September 23, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
Aziza (Guest) on September 11, 2017
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
Issa (Guest) on September 11, 2017
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π π
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 25, 2017
Why donβt oysters donate to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ°
Mariam (Guest) on August 19, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 13, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
Makame (Guest) on August 10, 2017
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
Mashaka (Guest) on August 4, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
Rashid (Guest) on August 4, 2017
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
Ibrahim (Guest) on July 23, 2017
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 19, 2017
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
George Tenga (Guest) on July 15, 2017
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 14, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 8, 2017
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
Shamsa (Guest) on July 8, 2017
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
Maneno (Guest) on July 6, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. π΅πΆββοΈ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 26, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 11, 2017
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
Maulid (Guest) on June 9, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 2, 2017
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 1, 2017
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
Maida (Guest) on May 31, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 22, 2017
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 14, 2017
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 4, 2017
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 3, 2017
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on April 27, 2017
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Zainab (Guest) on April 20, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. π€’π€
Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 15, 2017
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 14, 2017
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 7, 2017
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 21, 2017
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Shamsa (Guest) on March 10, 2017
π Nailed it!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 3, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 22, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 22, 2017
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 21, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
David Kawawa (Guest) on February 17, 2017
π That punchline was epic!
George Ndungu (Guest) on February 17, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 14, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 30, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Muslima (Guest) on January 26, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 22, 2017
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 20, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ