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Carol Nyakio
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Nov 14, 2017
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Nov 11, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Mchuma
Guest
Nov 11, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Irene Makena
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Nyota
Guest
Oct 10, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Selemani
Guest
Oct 6, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Oct 1, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Sep 30, 2017
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Maulid
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Habiba
Guest
Sep 15, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Jamila
Guest
Sep 12, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Halimah
Guest
Sep 8, 2017
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Sep 7, 2017
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Khadija
Guest
Aug 29, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Muslima
Guest
Aug 22, 2017
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Wande
Guest
Aug 8, 2017
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 28, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Issa
Guest
Jul 24, 2017
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jul 23, 2017
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Warda
Guest
Jul 17, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jul 13, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Tabu
Guest
Jul 13, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Jabir
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jul 9, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Majid
Guest
Jul 5, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jun 17, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Furaha
Guest
Jun 6, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
May 29, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Jaffar
Guest
May 27, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
May 26, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Victor Kamau
Guest
May 17, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Mwanajuma
Guest
May 15, 2017
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Hassan
Guest
May 14, 2017
😄 What a joke!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
May 4, 2017
😂 Gotta save this!
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Apr 30, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Apr 26, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Hassan
Guest
Apr 19, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Apr 16, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Yahya
Guest
Apr 11, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Masika
Guest
Apr 6, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Chiku
Guest
Apr 4, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Salima
Guest
Mar 27, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Mar 20, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Mar 20, 2017
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Mar 18, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Athumani
Guest
Mar 16, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Sarafina
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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George Tenga
Guest
Feb 22, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Athumani
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jan 30, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jan 30, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jan 29, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Nahida
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
