The smartest insect around is the ๐ Smarty Pants! ๐ฉ๐ค
Explanation: The answer to this question is a play on words, using the term "smarty pants" which is often used to describe someone who is extremely intelligent or clever. By attributing this to a tiny ant, it creates a funny image of an insect wearing a pair of pants and being exceptionally smart. The use of emojis adds to the light-hearted and cheerful tone of the response.
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 14, 2017
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 11, 2017
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Mchuma (Guest) on November 11, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 24, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Irene Makena (Guest) on October 16, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Nyota (Guest) on October 10, 2017
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Selemani (Guest) on October 6, 2017
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on October 1, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 30, 2017
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 26, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Maulid (Guest) on September 26, 2017
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Habiba (Guest) on September 15, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Jamila (Guest) on September 12, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Halimah (Guest) on September 8, 2017
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 7, 2017
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Khadija (Guest) on August 29, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Muslima (Guest) on August 22, 2017
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Wande (Guest) on August 8, 2017
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Umi (Guest) on August 2, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 28, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Issa (Guest) on July 24, 2017
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 23, 2017
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Warda (Guest) on July 17, 2017
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 13, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Tabu (Guest) on July 13, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Jabir (Guest) on July 11, 2017
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 9, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Majid (Guest) on July 5, 2017
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 17, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 12, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Furaha (Guest) on June 6, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 29, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Jaffar (Guest) on May 27, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 26, 2017
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 17, 2017
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 15, 2017
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Hassan (Guest) on May 14, 2017
๐ What a joke!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 4, 2017
๐ Gotta save this!
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 30, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 26, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 22, 2017
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Hassan (Guest) on April 19, 2017
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 16, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Yahya (Guest) on April 11, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Masika (Guest) on April 6, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Chiku (Guest) on April 4, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 1, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Salima (Guest) on March 27, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 20, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 20, 2017
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 18, 2017
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Athumani (Guest) on March 16, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Sarafina (Guest) on March 2, 2017
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
George Tenga (Guest) on February 22, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Athumani (Guest) on February 20, 2017
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 30, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 30, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 29, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Nahida (Guest) on January 28, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
David Musyoka (Guest) on January 23, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐