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Robert Okello
Guest
Jan 9, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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David Nyerere
Guest
Dec 26, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Dec 14, 2017
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Amani
Guest
Dec 13, 2017
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Baridi
Guest
Dec 8, 2017
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Khatib
Guest
Nov 27, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Sofia
Guest
Nov 23, 2017
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Nchi
Guest
Nov 20, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Sumaya
Guest
Nov 3, 2017
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Oct 19, 2017
😄 Too good!
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Sep 29, 2017
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Sep 22, 2017
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Sep 18, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Abubakari
Guest
Sep 16, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Sep 15, 2017
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Nashon
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Zuhura
Guest
Jul 20, 2017
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jul 20, 2017
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Zakaria
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Abubakari
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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James Mduma
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Mjaka
Guest
Jul 3, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jun 27, 2017
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jun 22, 2017
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Furaha
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Zakia
Guest
Jun 17, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Yahya
Guest
Jun 16, 2017
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 4, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Masika
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
😂 So funny!
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Wande
Guest
May 26, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Rukia
Guest
May 25, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
May 23, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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James Malima
Guest
May 22, 2017
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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George Mallya
Guest
May 12, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Farida
Guest
May 9, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
May 1, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Apr 25, 2017
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Abdillah
Guest
Apr 21, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Mjaka
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Apr 15, 2017
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
