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Mhina
Guest
Nov 10, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
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Ann Awino
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 29, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
๐ So funny!
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Zuhura
Guest
Oct 13, 2017
๐ This is a keeper!
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Oct 10, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Oct 1, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Sep 29, 2017
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Sep 25, 2017
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Sep 17, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
๐ This one really got me!
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Latifa
Guest
Sep 1, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 20, 2017
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
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Fadhila
Guest
Aug 14, 2017
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
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Asha
Guest
Jul 30, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jul 30, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jul 16, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jul 16, 2017
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jul 10, 2017
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
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Furaha
Guest
Jun 27, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 24, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jun 20, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
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Jaffar
Guest
Jun 13, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
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Fatuma
Guest
Jun 7, 2017
๐ Still cracking up!
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
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Fikiri
Guest
May 19, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
May 14, 2017
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
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Jafari
Guest
May 13, 2017
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
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Mwafirika
Guest
May 9, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
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Linda Karimi
Guest
May 7, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
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Joy Wacera
Guest
May 7, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
May 6, 2017
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
May 2, 2017
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 24, 2017
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
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Hamida
Guest
Apr 23, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Apr 16, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Apr 12, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Mar 18, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Mar 14, 2017
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Mar 11, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
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Juma
Guest
Mar 10, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
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Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 10, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Halimah
Guest
Mar 7, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
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Raha
Guest
Feb 27, 2017
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
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Mchawi
Guest
Feb 26, 2017
๐ Too good!
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Feb 26, 2017
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
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Abdillah
Guest
Feb 23, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jan 21, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jan 20, 2017
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jan 20, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
