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Henry Sokoine
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Feb 8, 2018
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
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Emily Chepngeno
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Feb 1, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
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Henry Mollel
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Jan 29, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
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Wande
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Jan 24, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
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Mwanahawa
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Jan 9, 2018
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
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Mariam
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Jan 2, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
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Peter Otieno
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Dec 31, 2017
๐ Perfect joke!
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Richard Mulwa
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Dec 24, 2017
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Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Mustafa
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Dec 22, 2017
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
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Rubea
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Dec 2, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Nov 23, 2017
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Mwakisu
Guest
Nov 8, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
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Amani
Guest
Nov 1, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
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Salima
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
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Zainab
Guest
Oct 21, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
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Amir
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Sep 27, 2017
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
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Zakia
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Sep 22, 2017
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Sep 12, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
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Frank Macha
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Sep 8, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
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Mgeni
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Aug 31, 2017
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
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John Malisa
Guest
Aug 25, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
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Zakia
Guest
Aug 23, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 12, 2017
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 3, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
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Zubeida
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
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Mchawi
Guest
Jul 27, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
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Umi
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
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Zubeida
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Jul 13, 2017
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
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John Mwangi
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Jul 13, 2017
๐ Instant mood boost!
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Muslima
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jun 17, 2017
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Zakia
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
๐ Bookmarking this!
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Abdullah
Guest
Jun 6, 2017
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
May 27, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
May 24, 2017
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
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Jaffar
Guest
May 24, 2017
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
May 17, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
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Yahya
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May 16, 2017
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
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Mary Kidata
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May 10, 2017
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
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Jamal
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Apr 27, 2017
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
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Zuhura
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Apr 25, 2017
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
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Kiza
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Apr 22, 2017
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
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Mustafa
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Apr 14, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Janet Mbithe
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Apr 4, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
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Andrew Mchome
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Mar 28, 2017
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
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Henry Mollel
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Mar 21, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Mar 11, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐
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Ruth Wanjiku
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Mar 5, 2017
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
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Joyce Aoko
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Feb 20, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
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Grace Mligo
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Feb 18, 2017
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
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Yusra
Guest
Feb 17, 2017
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
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Ndoto
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Feb 11, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
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Robert Okello
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Feb 3, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
