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Henry Sokoine
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Feb 8, 2018
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Henry Mollel
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Jan 29, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Wande
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jan 9, 2018
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Mariam
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Dec 31, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Mustafa
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Rubea
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Dec 2, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Nov 23, 2017
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Mwakisu
Guest
Nov 8, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Amani
Guest
Nov 1, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Salima
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Zainab
Guest
Oct 21, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Amir
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Sep 27, 2017
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Zakia
Guest
Sep 22, 2017
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Sep 12, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Frank Macha
Guest
Sep 8, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Mgeni
Guest
Aug 31, 2017
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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John Malisa
Guest
Aug 25, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Zakia
Guest
Aug 23, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 12, 2017
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 3, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Zubeida
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Mchawi
Guest
Jul 27, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Zubeida
Guest
Jul 13, 2017
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jul 13, 2017
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Muslima
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jun 17, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Zakia
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Abdullah
Guest
Jun 6, 2017
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
May 27, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
May 24, 2017
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Jaffar
Guest
May 24, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
May 17, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Yahya
Guest
May 16, 2017
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Mary Kidata
Guest
May 10, 2017
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Jamal
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Zuhura
Guest
Apr 25, 2017
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Kiza
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Mustafa
Guest
Apr 14, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Apr 4, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Mar 28, 2017
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Mar 21, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Mar 11, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Mar 5, 2017
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Feb 18, 2017
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Yusra
Guest
Feb 17, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Ndoto
Guest
Feb 11, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 3, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
