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Maulid
Guest
Apr 1, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Victor Malima
Guest
Mar 28, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Mar 16, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Mar 16, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Fadhili
Guest
Mar 13, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Chiku
Guest
Feb 20, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Feb 15, 2018
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Feb 12, 2018
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Feb 8, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Feb 4, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Fadhili
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jan 7, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Maida
Guest
Dec 28, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Dec 28, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Dec 16, 2017
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Dec 16, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Dec 13, 2017
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Salum
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Nov 30, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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John Kamande
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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John Mushi
Guest
Nov 28, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Shamsa
Guest
Nov 20, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Nov 9, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Nov 2, 2017
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Oct 27, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 23, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Samuel Were
Guest
Oct 19, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Hassan
Guest
Oct 15, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Ibrahim
Guest
Oct 8, 2017
🤣 Sending this now!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Oct 7, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 6, 2017
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Mhina
Guest
Sep 17, 2017
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Hekima
Guest
Sep 12, 2017
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Sep 7, 2017
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Husna
Guest
Aug 22, 2017
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Rabia
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Habiba
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Selemani
Guest
Aug 4, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 24, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Fadhili
Guest
Jul 21, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jul 21, 2017
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jul 19, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jul 17, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Nahida
Guest
Jul 15, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Hawa
Guest
Jun 26, 2017
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Shukuru
Guest
Jun 16, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Halima
Guest
May 31, 2017
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
May 24, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Hekima
Guest
May 14, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
May 12, 2017
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Selemani
Guest
May 9, 2017
😆 This one really got me!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
May 9, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Mwagonda
Guest
May 4, 2017
🤣 This one’s fire!
