What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? A nervous wreck! ๐
Explanation: This answer plays with the phrase "nervous wreck," which typically means someone who is extremely anxious or worried. By adding a touch of wordplay, we imagine a literal shipwreck at the bottom of the ocean that is feeling nervous. Using the emoji ๐ adds a fun and lighthearted touch, as if the nervous wreck is hiding from its worries. Overall, the answer combines humor, imagination, and a pun to create a cheerful and creative response.
Mzee (Guest) on May 26, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 3, 2018
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Rashid (Guest) on April 27, 2018
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Zubeida (Guest) on April 23, 2018
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 12, 2018
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 9, 2018
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 8, 2018
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 6, 2018
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 5, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on March 5, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 28, 2018
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 19, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Maida (Guest) on February 18, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Shamsa (Guest) on February 15, 2018
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on February 13, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Yahya (Guest) on January 27, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Salum (Guest) on January 25, 2018
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Athumani (Guest) on January 25, 2018
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Omari (Guest) on January 16, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
George Wanjala (Guest) on January 14, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Hekima (Guest) on January 11, 2018
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 24, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on December 24, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 14, 2017
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Victor Malima (Guest) on December 1, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 27, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 16, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 13, 2017
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Maulid (Guest) on November 8, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Chum (Guest) on November 3, 2017
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 30, 2017
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 29, 2017
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 28, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 24, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
Fatuma (Guest) on October 21, 2017
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 20, 2017
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 16, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
Zakia (Guest) on October 16, 2017
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Maulid (Guest) on October 12, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 11, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Ahmed (Guest) on October 6, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Nasra (Guest) on September 30, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Azima (Guest) on September 25, 2017
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on September 18, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Salum (Guest) on September 13, 2017
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Mtumwa (Guest) on September 10, 2017
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 9, 2017
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on September 9, 2017
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Frank Macha (Guest) on September 8, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 31, 2017
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Jamila (Guest) on August 25, 2017
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 21, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 19, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 15, 2017
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 26, 2017
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 26, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
George Mallya (Guest) on July 25, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Maulid (Guest) on July 24, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 22, 2017
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 17, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐