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Mzee
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May 26, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Mwanaisha
Guest
May 3, 2018
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Rashid
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Zubeida
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Apr 12, 2018
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Apr 9, 2018
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Apr 8, 2018
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Apr 6, 2018
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Apr 5, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Feb 28, 2018
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Feb 19, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Maida
Guest
Feb 18, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Shamsa
Guest
Feb 15, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Chris Okello
Guest
Feb 13, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Yahya
Guest
Jan 27, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Salum
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Omari
Guest
Jan 16, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jan 14, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Hekima
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Dec 14, 2017
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Victor Malima
Guest
Dec 1, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Nov 27, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Nov 16, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Nov 13, 2017
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Maulid
Guest
Nov 8, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Oct 30, 2017
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Oct 29, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Fatuma
Guest
Oct 21, 2017
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Oct 20, 2017
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
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Zakia
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Maulid
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Oct 11, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Ahmed
Guest
Oct 6, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Nasra
Guest
Sep 30, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Azima
Guest
Sep 25, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Sep 18, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Salum
Guest
Sep 13, 2017
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Mtumwa
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Frank Macha
Guest
Sep 8, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Aug 31, 2017
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Jamila
Guest
Aug 25, 2017
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Aug 21, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Aug 15, 2017
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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George Mallya
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Maulid
Guest
Jul 24, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 22, 2017
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jul 17, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
