What do you call a left-handed dog?
A southpaw-pawed pooch! 🐾😄
Explanation: This funny answer plays with the term "southpaw," which typically refers to a left-handed person in a sports context. By combining it with "pawed," we create a humorous term to describe our left-handed dog. The playful use of the emoji adds to the lighthearted tone, making the answer even more enjoyable.
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 7, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
David Musyoka (Guest) on December 4, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 28, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Bakari (Guest) on October 24, 2017
🤣 This joke is too good!
James Kawawa (Guest) on October 19, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Khamis (Guest) on October 19, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Hekima (Guest) on October 17, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Maneno (Guest) on October 10, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
James Mduma (Guest) on October 2, 2017
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 21, 2017
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
John Mushi (Guest) on September 13, 2017
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Tambwe (Guest) on September 12, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Abubakar (Guest) on September 9, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Zawadi (Guest) on September 7, 2017
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 3, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Hamida (Guest) on August 26, 2017
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Jafari (Guest) on August 14, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 8, 2017
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 3, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 1, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 1, 2017
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Sarafina (Guest) on July 29, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 15, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 11, 2017
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
George Ndungu (Guest) on June 29, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Sofia (Guest) on June 26, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Amir (Guest) on June 19, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 18, 2017
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 16, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Mwajuma (Guest) on June 15, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 3, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Fikiri (Guest) on May 18, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Daudi (Guest) on May 16, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 14, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 28, 2017
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 22, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 6, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 3, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Ali (Guest) on March 29, 2017
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 26, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Mashaka (Guest) on March 22, 2017
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Zuhura (Guest) on March 4, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 16, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 14, 2017
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Fikiri (Guest) on February 10, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 1, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 27, 2017
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Nashon (Guest) on January 24, 2017
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Kheri (Guest) on January 23, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 23, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Mwanais (Guest) on January 13, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
John Lissu (Guest) on December 30, 2016
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 28, 2016
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
James Kimani (Guest) on December 27, 2016
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 26, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
George Tenga (Guest) on December 21, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Rubea (Guest) on December 12, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 12, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️