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Shukuru
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Dec 15, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
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Abubakar
Guest
Dec 15, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
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Shabani
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
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Hashim
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
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Jamal
Guest
Nov 26, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
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Jabir
Guest
Nov 24, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Nov 20, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐
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Nahida
Guest
Nov 11, 2017
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Oct 27, 2017
๐ This is too funny!
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John Kamande
Guest
Oct 27, 2017
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
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Jaffar
Guest
Oct 20, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Oct 18, 2017
๐ Instant mood boost!
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Shamim
Guest
Sep 28, 2017
๐ Sharing right away!
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Sep 23, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
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Maimuna
Guest
Sep 20, 2017
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Sep 19, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
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Abdillah
Guest
Sep 18, 2017
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I needed that laugh!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Aug 28, 2017
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Iโm still chuckling at this!
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Mchawi
Guest
Aug 28, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Aug 14, 2017
๐ Pure comedy gold!
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Selemani
Guest
Aug 14, 2017
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
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David Ochieng
Guest
Aug 7, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Aug 3, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
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George Mallya
Guest
Jul 30, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
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Salum
Guest
Jul 24, 2017
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jul 22, 2017
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
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Zuhura
Guest
Jul 21, 2017
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
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Binti
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
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Tabu
Guest
Jun 29, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Maida
Guest
May 29, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
May 28, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
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Nuru
Guest
May 27, 2017
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
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Furaha
Guest
May 20, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
May 17, 2017
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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Jamila
Guest
May 14, 2017
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
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Makame
Guest
May 14, 2017
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
May 13, 2017
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
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Bakari
Guest
May 13, 2017
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
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Abubakar
Guest
May 7, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
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Jane Muthui
Guest
May 1, 2017
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Apr 24, 2017
๐ This just made my day!
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Apr 14, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
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George Wanjala
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Apr 4, 2017
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
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Nassar
Guest
Mar 28, 2017
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
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Issa
Guest
Mar 11, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Mar 8, 2017
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Mar 4, 2017
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
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Yusra
Guest
Feb 19, 2017
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐