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Zakaria
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Nov 18, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Zulekha
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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James Kimani
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Nov 3, 2017
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Nov 2, 2017
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Furaha
Guest
Nov 1, 2017
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 18, 2017
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Oct 18, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Biashara
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Hekima
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Mwajuma
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Aug 28, 2017
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Aug 26, 2017
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Aug 13, 2017
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Aug 2, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jul 21, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jul 13, 2017
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 9, 2017
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jul 9, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jun 29, 2017
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Hassan
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jun 6, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Mary Kidata
Guest
May 30, 2017
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
May 22, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
May 17, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Josephine
Guest
May 11, 2017
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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George Mallya
Guest
May 11, 2017
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
May 5, 2017
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 29, 2017
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Bahati
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Apr 19, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Mar 24, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Feb 28, 2017
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 4, 2017
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jan 30, 2017
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jan 26, 2017
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jan 16, 2017
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Mustafa
Guest
Jan 14, 2017
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jan 13, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 9, 2017
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Dec 31, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Dec 24, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Abubakari
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Sarafina
Guest
Dec 16, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Dec 11, 2016
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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David Chacha
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Abdullah
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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David Musyoka
Guest
Dec 4, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
