Short Answer: Because they taste funny! π€‘π΄
Explanation: Animals don't eat clowns because they taste funny, not in a ha-ha funny way, but in a strange and unusual way. Clowns are known for their colorful outfits, exaggerated makeup, and funny antics, so animals might find their taste rather peculiar and not very appetizing. It's best to leave the clowns for the humans to enjoy at the circus! πͺπ¦πΏ
Chum (Guest) on December 12, 2018
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
David Musyoka (Guest) on December 8, 2018
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Mwafirika (Guest) on December 4, 2018
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
Nassar (Guest) on December 3, 2018
Why donβt elephants use computers? Theyβre afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
Habiba (Guest) on November 20, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iβm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. π§Ήπ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 10, 2018
π Iβm definitely stealing this one!
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 3, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 28, 2018
π Saving this one!
Khadija (Guest) on October 18, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iβd be rich... and probably still hungry. ππ΅
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 4, 2018
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Mwachumu (Guest) on October 4, 2018
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
Amina (Guest) on October 2, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 30, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 25, 2018
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Chiku (Guest) on September 22, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
Mwafirika (Guest) on September 21, 2018
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
John Kamande (Guest) on September 19, 2018
π This is a keeper!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 18, 2018
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
Ann Awino (Guest) on September 13, 2018
π You totally won the internet today!
Kiza (Guest) on September 10, 2018
Whoever said money canβt buy happiness didnβt know where to shop. π΅ποΈ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 10, 2018
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°
Majid (Guest) on September 4, 2018
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 3, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 3, 2018
Why donβt skeletons go to scary movies? They donβt have the guts! ππ¬
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 20, 2018
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 13, 2018
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
Zulekha (Guest) on July 27, 2018
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
George Tenga (Guest) on July 24, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 23, 2018
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Bahati (Guest) on July 23, 2018
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
David Chacha (Guest) on July 14, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
Sultan (Guest) on June 24, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
Binti (Guest) on June 12, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
Ramadhan (Guest) on June 4, 2018
π I need to save this one forever!
Abubakari (Guest) on May 29, 2018
π You got me!
James Mduma (Guest) on May 23, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
Josephine (Guest) on May 16, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 5, 2018
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Rabia (Guest) on May 4, 2018
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
David Ochieng (Guest) on May 1, 2018
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 30, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ππ
Nahida (Guest) on April 25, 2018
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Warda (Guest) on April 23, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 9, 2018
π So funny!
John Mwangi (Guest) on March 28, 2018
π Rolling on the floor!
Mazrui (Guest) on March 27, 2018
Iβm not bossy, I just have better ideas. π‘π
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 20, 2018
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 20, 2018
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. π€’π€
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 16, 2018
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 14, 2018
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 12, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
Jabir (Guest) on March 6, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! π β½
John Lissu (Guest) on February 16, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 12, 2018
I donβt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iβm just glad itβs not a shot glass. π₯πΉ
Nahida (Guest) on February 4, 2018
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! π°ποΈ
David Sokoine (Guest) on February 4, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 3, 2018
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 26, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 21, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
Irene Makena (Guest) on January 13, 2018
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π