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Zakia
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Selemani
Guest
Oct 10, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Sep 30, 2018
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Zulekha
Guest
Sep 21, 2018
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Jamal
Guest
Sep 20, 2018
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Fadhila
Guest
Sep 8, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Ramadhan
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Faiza
Guest
Aug 8, 2018
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Selemani
Guest
Jul 30, 2018
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jul 29, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jul 27, 2018
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Amani
Guest
Jul 25, 2018
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 17, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jul 13, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 13, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jul 12, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Biashara
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jul 6, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jul 4, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Issack
Guest
Jun 20, 2018
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 19, 2018
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 9, 2018
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jun 4, 2018
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Shamim
Guest
May 13, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
May 9, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Rukia
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Mashaka
Guest
Apr 19, 2018
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Tabu
Guest
Apr 19, 2018
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Apr 14, 2018
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Rukia
Guest
Apr 13, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Rahim
Guest
Apr 12, 2018
😆 Totally hilarious!
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David Sokoine
Guest
Apr 8, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Apr 1, 2018
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Mar 30, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Mar 18, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Mar 15, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Chiku
Guest
Mar 7, 2018
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Feb 28, 2018
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Mtumwa
Guest
Feb 26, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Rehema
Guest
Feb 11, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Chum
Guest
Feb 10, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Feb 4, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Nashon
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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George Tenga
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jan 23, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Mhina
Guest
Jan 19, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jan 18, 2018
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Zakia
Guest
Jan 16, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Dec 28, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Yahya
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 26, 2017
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Asha
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
