Short Answer: Because they wanted to "shade" their amazing teaching skills! ๐
Explanation: The teacher had to wear sunglasses because their teaching prowess was just too bright for the students to handle! ๐ They wanted to protect their students from being blinded by their immense knowledge and captivating lessons. Plus, who wouldn't want to look super cool while imparting knowledge? The sunglasses are a fun way for the teacher to show off their incredible teaching style and keep the class engaged with their awesomeness! ๐ถ๏ธ
Rabia (Guest) on January 8, 2019
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Halima (Guest) on January 7, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 28, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 28, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 11, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 23, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Jaffar (Guest) on October 12, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Hekima (Guest) on October 9, 2018
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Maida (Guest) on October 8, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 30, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Mwalimu (Guest) on September 30, 2018
๐ That punchline!
Jabir (Guest) on September 28, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 10, 2018
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
David Musyoka (Guest) on September 7, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 29, 2018
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 26, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Abdullah (Guest) on August 21, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 20, 2018
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Juma (Guest) on August 20, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 18, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Chiku (Guest) on August 14, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 7, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 4, 2018
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 30, 2018
๐ Totally hilarious!
Mwanais (Guest) on July 22, 2018
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 20, 2018
๐ This just made my day!
Mariam (Guest) on July 16, 2018
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Amani (Guest) on July 12, 2018
๐ Nailed it!
Zuhura (Guest) on July 9, 2018
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Salum (Guest) on July 7, 2018
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Mazrui (Guest) on July 4, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Jamal (Guest) on July 4, 2018
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 19, 2018
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 13, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 12, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 10, 2018
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Chum (Guest) on June 7, 2018
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Mwalimu (Guest) on June 1, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Kahina (Guest) on May 29, 2018
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 21, 2018
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 14, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Salima (Guest) on May 5, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Mwagonda (Guest) on May 4, 2018
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Jaffar (Guest) on May 2, 2018
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 1, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Nashon (Guest) on April 23, 2018
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 8, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 3, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 30, 2018
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Biashara (Guest) on March 25, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Habiba (Guest) on March 18, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 14, 2018
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on February 24, 2018
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 6, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on January 25, 2018
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 21, 2018
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 21, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Makame (Guest) on January 13, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 3, 2018
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 26, 2017
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐