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Irene Akoth
Guest
Mar 23, 2019
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Kijakazi
Guest
Mar 21, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Mar 20, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Makame
Guest
Mar 19, 2019
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Mar 5, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Mohamed
Guest
Mar 4, 2019
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Feb 28, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Feb 28, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Raha
Guest
Feb 24, 2019
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Mhina
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Nahida
Guest
Feb 4, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Anna Malela
Guest
Feb 3, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Khamis
Guest
Feb 2, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Feb 2, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jan 28, 2019
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Neema
Guest
Jan 1, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Dec 26, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Dec 22, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Majid
Guest
Dec 7, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Dec 7, 2018
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Nov 22, 2018
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Baraka
Guest
Nov 17, 2018
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Nov 8, 2018
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Issack
Guest
Nov 7, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Oct 25, 2018
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Sep 28, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Leila
Guest
Sep 28, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Sep 15, 2018
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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John Kamande
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Sep 4, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Kheri
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Aug 16, 2018
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 30, 2018
🤣 This one got me good!
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Issa
Guest
Jul 17, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Furaha
Guest
Jul 12, 2018
😂 This is a keeper!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jul 3, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Josephine
Guest
Jun 28, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jun 16, 2018
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jun 5, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Athumani
Guest
May 31, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Martin Otieno
Guest
May 15, 2018
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
May 13, 2018
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 10, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Kassim
Guest
May 8, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Raha
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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John Mwangi
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 14, 2018
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Biashara
Guest
Apr 1, 2018
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Sarafina
Guest
Mar 28, 2018
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Khadija
Guest
Mar 27, 2018
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Mar 16, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Furaha
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Jamila
Guest
Feb 25, 2018
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Feb 17, 2018
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Mwagonda
Guest
Feb 13, 2018
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
