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Mwachumu
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Nov 27, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Charles Mboje
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Nov 24, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Ahmed
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Nov 24, 2018
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Chiku
Guest
Nov 24, 2018
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Sharifa
Guest
Nov 4, 2018
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Ann Awino
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Oct 22, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Salma
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Oct 15, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Lucy Kimotho
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Oct 11, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Joyce Nkya
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Oct 3, 2018
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Anna Kibwana
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Sep 15, 2018
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
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Sep 4, 2018
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Esther Cheruiyot
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Aug 31, 2018
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Peter Mbise
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Aug 22, 2018
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Aug 10, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Grace Njuguna
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Aug 10, 2018
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Elijah Mutua
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Aug 8, 2018
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Shabani
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Jul 29, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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George Wanjala
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Jul 29, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Brian Karanja
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Jul 24, 2018
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Zubeida
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Jul 19, 2018
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Sharon Kibiru
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Jul 15, 2018
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Mwajuma
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Jul 6, 2018
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jul 2, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Mary Mrope
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Jun 30, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Majid
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Jun 15, 2018
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jun 7, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Mustafa
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Jun 3, 2018
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Halimah
Guest
May 25, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Hassan
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Ahmed
Guest
Apr 6, 2018
🤣 Pure genius!
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Tambwe
Guest
Apr 6, 2018
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Jane Muthoni
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Apr 5, 2018
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Frank Sokoine
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Mar 29, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Nora Lowassa
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Mar 28, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Vincent Mwangangi
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Mar 23, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Anna Mahiga
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Mar 21, 2018
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Abdullah
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Mar 15, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Hekima
Guest
Mar 15, 2018
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Sumaya
Guest
Feb 19, 2018
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Feb 19, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Jane Muthoni
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Jan 29, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Jan 28, 2018
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Mercy Atieno
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Jan 25, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Josephine Nekesa
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Jan 20, 2018
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Habiba
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Jan 15, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Isaac Kiptoo
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Jan 14, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Andrew Mchome
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Jan 4, 2018
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Alice Mwikali
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Jan 1, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Abubakari
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Dec 26, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Ruth Mtangi
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Dec 26, 2017
🤣 This one got me good!
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Peter Mugendi
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Dec 18, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Michael Onyango
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Nov 27, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Rashid
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Nov 17, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Samuel Omondi
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Nov 15, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Safiya
Guest
Nov 9, 2017
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Oct 22, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
