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John Lissu
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Oct 16, 2018
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Oct 15, 2018
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Fikiri
Guest
Oct 11, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Kheri
Guest
Oct 11, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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James Mduma
Guest
Oct 11, 2018
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Oct 9, 2018
😆 Totally hilarious!
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Baridi
Guest
Sep 20, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Sep 15, 2018
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Sep 12, 2018
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Hekima
Guest
Sep 3, 2018
😁 This is gold!
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Daudi
Guest
Aug 27, 2018
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Aug 24, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Abdillah
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Aug 12, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Zakia
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jul 25, 2018
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 23, 2018
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Makame
Guest
Jul 21, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Nasra
Guest
Jul 13, 2018
😁 This made my day!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jul 8, 2018
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jul 3, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jun 19, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jun 7, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Furaha
Guest
Jun 6, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Sekela
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
May 30, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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John Lissu
Guest
May 27, 2018
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Grace Mushi
Guest
May 24, 2018
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Salum
Guest
May 16, 2018
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
May 12, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Mtumwa
Guest
May 12, 2018
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Sekela
Guest
May 12, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
May 12, 2018
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 8, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Linda Karimi
Guest
May 5, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Francis Njeru
Guest
May 3, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Mwagonda
Guest
Apr 17, 2018
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Apr 8, 2018
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Apr 5, 2018
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Shabani
Guest
Mar 30, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Masika
Guest
Mar 16, 2018
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Mar 15, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Rubea
Guest
Mar 11, 2018
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Mar 9, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Feb 15, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Feb 12, 2018
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Muslima
Guest
Feb 6, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Zulekha
Guest
Feb 5, 2018
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Tambwe
Guest
Jan 29, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Paul Ndomba
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Jan 25, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
