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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Dec 7, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Yusra
Guest
Dec 6, 2018
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Dec 3, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Nov 6, 2018
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Chris Okello
Guest
Nov 6, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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John Malisa
Guest
Nov 1, 2018
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Zainab
Guest
Oct 26, 2018
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Wande
Guest
Oct 23, 2018
😂 Gotta save this!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Oct 22, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Nuru
Guest
Oct 21, 2018
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Maida
Guest
Oct 9, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Sep 25, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Sep 13, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Kijakazi
Guest
Sep 7, 2018
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Rukia
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Aug 28, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Aug 23, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Makame
Guest
Aug 23, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Aug 18, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Aug 5, 2018
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Faiza
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jul 26, 2018
😄 You got me good!
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Sumaya
Guest
Jul 19, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jul 2, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 23, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jun 19, 2018
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jun 17, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 17, 2018
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
May 27, 2018
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Leila
Guest
May 9, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Sarafina
Guest
May 7, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Ann Wambui
Guest
May 4, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Apr 30, 2018
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Apr 25, 2018
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Victor Malima
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Juma
Guest
Apr 18, 2018
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Majid
Guest
Apr 16, 2018
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Apr 15, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Kazija
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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John Mwangi
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Apr 1, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Sofia
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Mar 12, 2018
😆 This one really got me!
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Mar 7, 2018
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 11, 2018
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Feb 11, 2018
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 10, 2018
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Feb 5, 2018
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Feb 4, 2018
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
