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Mariam
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Apr 24, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Chris Okello
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Apr 19, 2019
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Joyce Mussa
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Apr 17, 2019
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Chum
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Apr 16, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Apr 14, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Tabu
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Mar 27, 2019
😆 Saving this one!
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Ruth Kibona
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Mar 25, 2019
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Habiba
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Mar 20, 2019
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Alex Nyamweya
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Mar 19, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Nahida
Guest
Mar 17, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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James Malima
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Feb 26, 2019
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Sarah Karani
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Feb 25, 2019
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Furaha
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Feb 21, 2019
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Furaha
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Fadhila
Guest
Feb 8, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Rashid
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Feb 2, 2019
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Frank Sokoine
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Jan 26, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Salum
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Jan 22, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Fredrick Mutiso
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Jan 21, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Violet Mumo
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Jan 3, 2019
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Joy Wacera
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Dec 18, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Ramadhan
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Dec 13, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Bernard Oduor
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Dec 12, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Alex Nakitare
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Dec 6, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Nov 11, 2018
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Alice Mwikali
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Nov 9, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Maneno
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Nov 7, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Peter Mugendi
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Nov 5, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Mashaka
Guest
Nov 4, 2018
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
😆 Bookmarking this!
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David Kawawa
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Oct 31, 2018
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Edward Lowassa
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Oct 25, 2018
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Zakia
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Oct 23, 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 20, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Faiza
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Oct 16, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Janet Sumaye
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Oct 6, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Elizabeth Malima
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Sep 29, 2018
😁 This made my day!
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Mwakisu
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Sep 23, 2018
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 21, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Maimuna
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Mjaka
Guest
Sep 13, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Aug 12, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 1, 2018
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Abubakari
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Rukia
Guest
Jul 19, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Arifa
Guest
Jul 17, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Nahida
Guest
Jul 12, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Baraka
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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David Chacha
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Jul 7, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jul 6, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
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Mary Sokoine
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Jun 26, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 24, 2018
😄 You got me good!
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Jamal
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Jun 21, 2018
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Maimuna
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jun 9, 2018
😃 Instant mood boost!
