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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Apr 22, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Apr 18, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Azima
Guest
Apr 5, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Apr 1, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Biashara
Guest
Mar 27, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Azima
Guest
Mar 19, 2019
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Mar 18, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Mar 12, 2019
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Mar 8, 2019
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Khalifa
Guest
Mar 4, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 23, 2019
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Feb 22, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Feb 21, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Feb 6, 2019
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jan 23, 2019
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jan 20, 2019
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Fadhila
Guest
Jan 19, 2019
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jan 15, 2019
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jan 2, 2019
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jan 2, 2019
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 24, 2018
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Dec 23, 2018
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Kheri
Guest
Dec 17, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Dec 1, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Nov 29, 2018
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 23, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Nov 18, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Khadija
Guest
Nov 7, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Nov 5, 2018
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Fadhila
Guest
Nov 2, 2018
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 29, 2018
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Oct 29, 2018
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Oct 6, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Athumani
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Sep 28, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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James Malima
Guest
Sep 12, 2018
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Kazija
Guest
Sep 5, 2018
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Omari
Guest
Aug 24, 2018
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Mwanais
Guest
Aug 16, 2018
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Hekima
Guest
Aug 16, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Sofia
Guest
Aug 15, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Shamsa
Guest
Aug 12, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jul 5, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jun 13, 2018
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jun 8, 2018
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Sultan
Guest
Jun 7, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jun 6, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Violet Mumo
Guest
May 24, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 21, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Alice Jebet
Guest
May 17, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Charles Mboje
Guest
May 16, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
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James Kimani
Guest
May 13, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
