Mummies love rap music! 🎤🔥
Explanation: Mummies are known for being wrapped up in bandages, right? So, what better way to get their groove on than with some sick beats and slick rhymes of rap music! Just imagine a mummy breakdancing with their bandages flowing in the air, bringing the ancient Egyptian culture into the modern world. It's a hilarious combination of old and new, making the mummies the coolest pharaohs on the dance floor! 😄🕺🔥
David Sokoine (Guest) on December 7, 2018
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 3, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Khadija (Guest) on November 29, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Athumani (Guest) on November 15, 2018
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
David Chacha (Guest) on November 14, 2018
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on November 6, 2018
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on November 4, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 3, 2018
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Grace Minja (Guest) on November 1, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 18, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 9, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Rukia (Guest) on October 6, 2018
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 3, 2018
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
David Kawawa (Guest) on October 3, 2018
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 1, 2018
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Zawadi (Guest) on September 28, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on September 26, 2018
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 19, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 5, 2018
😄 What a joke!
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 5, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Omari (Guest) on September 1, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Ndoto (Guest) on August 20, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
John Mushi (Guest) on August 19, 2018
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 19, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 17, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Mchawi (Guest) on August 13, 2018
😆 This one really got me!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 10, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 8, 2018
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 3, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Zainab (Guest) on August 1, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Sekela (Guest) on July 28, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 19, 2018
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 19, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 11, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Maneno (Guest) on July 10, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 6, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 5, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Azima (Guest) on June 22, 2018
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Khalifa (Guest) on June 16, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 9, 2018
😅 I’m still laughing!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 6, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Farida (Guest) on June 1, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Muslima (Guest) on May 30, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 28, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 12, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 25, 2018
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Mwinyi (Guest) on April 20, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Safiya (Guest) on April 14, 2018
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Husna (Guest) on April 12, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Mwanais (Guest) on March 31, 2018
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 27, 2018
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Grace Minja (Guest) on March 27, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 27, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 22, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 17, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Juma (Guest) on March 17, 2018
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 14, 2018
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 13, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Ramadhan (Guest) on March 5, 2018
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
James Mduma (Guest) on March 4, 2018
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️