What kind of music do mummies like best?

David Sokoine (Guest) on December 7, 2018

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 3, 2018

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Khadija (Guest) on November 29, 2018

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Athumani (Guest) on November 15, 2018

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

David Chacha (Guest) on November 14, 2018

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on November 6, 2018

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on November 4, 2018

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 3, 2018

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Grace Minja (Guest) on November 1, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 18, 2018

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 9, 2018

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Rukia (Guest) on October 6, 2018

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 3, 2018

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

David Kawawa (Guest) on October 3, 2018

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 1, 2018

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Zawadi (Guest) on September 28, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on September 26, 2018

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 19, 2018

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 5, 2018

😄 What a joke!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 5, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Omari (Guest) on September 1, 2018

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Ndoto (Guest) on August 20, 2018

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

John Mushi (Guest) on August 19, 2018

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 19, 2018

😁 This just made my day!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 17, 2018

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Mchawi (Guest) on August 13, 2018

😆 This one really got me!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 10, 2018

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 8, 2018

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 3, 2018

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Zainab (Guest) on August 1, 2018

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Sekela (Guest) on July 28, 2018

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 19, 2018

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 19, 2018

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 11, 2018

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Maneno (Guest) on July 10, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 6, 2018

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 5, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Azima (Guest) on June 22, 2018

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Khalifa (Guest) on June 16, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 9, 2018

😅 I’m still laughing!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 6, 2018

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Farida (Guest) on June 1, 2018

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Muslima (Guest) on May 30, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 28, 2018

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 12, 2018

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 25, 2018

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Mwinyi (Guest) on April 20, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Safiya (Guest) on April 14, 2018

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Husna (Guest) on April 12, 2018

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Mwanais (Guest) on March 31, 2018

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 27, 2018

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Grace Minja (Guest) on March 27, 2018

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 27, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 22, 2018

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 17, 2018

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Juma (Guest) on March 17, 2018

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 14, 2018

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 13, 2018

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Ramadhan (Guest) on March 5, 2018

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

James Mduma (Guest) on March 4, 2018

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️