A witch's favorite subject in school is... SPELLing! π§ββοΈβ¨
Explanation: This response plays on the wordplay between "spell" as in casting magic spells and "spelling" as in the subject taught in school. By combining the two, we create a funny response that implies witches have a particular affinity for casting spells, making their favorite subject in school "SPELLing" instead of traditional subjects such as math or science. The emoji adds a touch of magic and whimsy to the answer.
John Mwangi (Guest) on January 22, 2019
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 21, 2019
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 19, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
David Kawawa (Guest) on January 4, 2019
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
Sekela (Guest) on December 28, 2018
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 27, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 22, 2018
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Shamim (Guest) on December 17, 2018
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
Mashaka (Guest) on December 16, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 16, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
Asha (Guest) on November 27, 2018
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 26, 2018
π€£ Sending this now!
Raha (Guest) on November 22, 2018
π Perfect joke!
Abdullah (Guest) on November 21, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 13, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 13, 2018
π I need to save this one forever!
Baridi (Guest) on November 4, 2018
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 2, 2018
π Sharing right away!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 27, 2018
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 23, 2018
π€£ Sharing this right now!
Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 21, 2018
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
Issack (Guest) on October 17, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ‘
Rahma (Guest) on October 10, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 24, 2018
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 24, 2018
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 22, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
Chiku (Guest) on September 9, 2018
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 21, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 2, 2018
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
Sultan (Guest) on August 1, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 1, 2018
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 27, 2018
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 23, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
Sharifa (Guest) on July 21, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
John Malisa (Guest) on July 21, 2018
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on July 19, 2018
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 13, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Kahina (Guest) on July 11, 2018
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
Chum (Guest) on July 5, 2018
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
Abubakar (Guest) on July 4, 2018
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
Rehema (Guest) on June 25, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 19, 2018
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itβs a beautiful day. βοΈπ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 15, 2018
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
Ahmed (Guest) on May 30, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
Nahida (Guest) on May 30, 2018
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 28, 2018
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 25, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 20, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
Chris Okello (Guest) on May 14, 2018
This joke deserves an award! π
Mashaka (Guest) on May 12, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
John Lissu (Guest) on May 10, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iβm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. π§Ήπ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 6, 2018
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
Juma (Guest) on May 4, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 30, 2018
I donβt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donβt even know you.' Weβve been Facebook friends for two years! π±π
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 26, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
George Mallya (Guest) on April 20, 2018
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 10, 2018
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
Jafari (Guest) on April 9, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
Nassar (Guest) on March 20, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Wande (Guest) on March 16, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ