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Masika
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Oct 5, 2018
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Tambwe
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Sep 24, 2018
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Jamal
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Sep 12, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Aug 29, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Frank Macha
Guest
Aug 23, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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George Mallya
Guest
Aug 14, 2018
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Baridi
Guest
Aug 14, 2018
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 7, 2018
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Rukia
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Aug 4, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Aug 1, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jul 30, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jul 30, 2018
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Sultan
Guest
Jul 26, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Baridi
Guest
Jul 21, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jul 14, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Shamim
Guest
Jul 13, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Safiya
Guest
Jul 6, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Kazija
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Shabani
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 26, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jun 12, 2018
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jun 7, 2018
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
May 25, 2018
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
May 24, 2018
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
May 12, 2018
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Josephine
Guest
May 11, 2018
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
May 7, 2018
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 18, 2018
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Shamim
Guest
Apr 14, 2018
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 6, 2018
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Abubakar
Guest
Mar 30, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Chiku
Guest
Mar 27, 2018
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Jafari
Guest
Mar 26, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Mar 16, 2018
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Ramadhan
Guest
Mar 12, 2018
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Mar 4, 2018
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Daudi
Guest
Mar 4, 2018
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Tabu
Guest
Feb 28, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Mhina
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Mwinyi
Guest
Feb 25, 2018
😅 I needed that!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Feb 19, 2018
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Sultan
Guest
Feb 16, 2018
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Issack
Guest
Feb 13, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jan 28, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jan 20, 2018
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jan 18, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Omar
Guest
Jan 13, 2018
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Sultan
Guest
Jan 9, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
