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Joseph Kawawa
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Dec 27, 2018
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Dec 22, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Mwafirika
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Dec 16, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Dec 11, 2018
😂 Gotta save this!
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Khadija
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Dec 6, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Shukuru
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Nov 24, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Mwakisu
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Nov 21, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Alice Wanjiru
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Nov 20, 2018
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
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Nov 19, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Faiza
Guest
Nov 18, 2018
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Zakia
Guest
Nov 16, 2018
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Miriam Mchome
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Nov 12, 2018
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Janet Wambura
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Nov 10, 2018
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Nov 4, 2018
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Oct 28, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Stephen Malecela
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Oct 16, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Oct 13, 2018
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Charles Wafula
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Sep 26, 2018
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Bakari
Guest
Sep 26, 2018
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Sep 22, 2018
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Abdillah
Guest
Sep 20, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Mwachumu
Guest
Sep 13, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Mwanais
Guest
Aug 29, 2018
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Lydia Mahiga
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Aug 28, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Kheri
Guest
Aug 18, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Aug 9, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jul 29, 2018
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Anna Mahiga
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Jul 28, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jul 23, 2018
😆 That punchline!
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Tabu
Guest
Jul 22, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Omar
Guest
Jul 20, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jul 19, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 17, 2018
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Hamida
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
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Kassim
Guest
Jul 3, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jun 19, 2018
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jun 13, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Shukuru
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Jamal
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jun 6, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Mohamed
Guest
Jun 2, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
May 22, 2018
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Abdillah
Guest
May 22, 2018
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
May 17, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
May 7, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Apr 22, 2018
🤣 Sending this now!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Mwajabu
Guest
Apr 12, 2018
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Majid
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Mwanaidha
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Mar 30, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Juma
Guest
Mar 22, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
