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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Mar 19, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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George Ndungu
Guest
Mar 12, 2019
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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James Mduma
Guest
Mar 7, 2019
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Mar 6, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Mar 5, 2019
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Mar 3, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Sumaya
Guest
Feb 25, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 6, 2019
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Sumaya
Guest
Jan 27, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Bahati
Guest
Jan 25, 2019
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Fadhila
Guest
Jan 24, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jan 20, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jan 13, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jan 13, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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John Malisa
Guest
Jan 10, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jan 6, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Sofia
Guest
Dec 15, 2018
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Dec 12, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Dec 11, 2018
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Aziza
Guest
Dec 7, 2018
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Nov 7, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Yusuf
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Nov 2, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Nov 1, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Oct 31, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Ibrahim
Guest
Oct 28, 2018
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Fatuma
Guest
Oct 24, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Shani
Guest
Oct 2, 2018
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Salum
Guest
Sep 30, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Nassar
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Sep 3, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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George Mallya
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Neema
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Aug 16, 2018
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Wande
Guest
Aug 15, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Amina
Guest
Aug 14, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Aug 5, 2018
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Mjaka
Guest
Aug 4, 2018
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Ibrahim
Guest
Aug 3, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Baraka
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jul 29, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jul 22, 2018
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jul 21, 2018
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jul 15, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 6, 2018
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Azima
Guest
Jul 4, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jul 3, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Amir
Guest
Jun 25, 2018
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
May 22, 2018
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Ibrahim
Guest
Apr 11, 2018
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Salma
Guest
Mar 24, 2018
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Furaha
Guest
Mar 17, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Mar 15, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
