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Samuel Were
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Jan 3, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Dec 29, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Yahya
Guest
Dec 17, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Mjaka
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Nov 13, 2019
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Nov 12, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Oct 27, 2019
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Oct 20, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Zakia
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Chris Okello
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Sep 23, 2019
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Josephine
Guest
Sep 19, 2019
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Jaffar
Guest
Sep 14, 2019
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mwakisu
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Makame
Guest
Sep 3, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Aug 27, 2019
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Aug 27, 2019
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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James Kimani
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Aug 13, 2019
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Aug 11, 2019
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Aug 10, 2019
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Fikiri
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Mwafirika
Guest
Aug 6, 2019
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Fatuma
Guest
Aug 5, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jul 29, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Biashara
Guest
Jul 21, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 18, 2019
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jul 8, 2019
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jun 6, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Fadhila
Guest
Jun 5, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Omari
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
May 29, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
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James Kawawa
Guest
May 29, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Josephine
Guest
May 28, 2019
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
May 23, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Nyota
Guest
May 19, 2019
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Selemani
Guest
May 9, 2019
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Latifa
Guest
Apr 28, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Apr 23, 2019
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Issack
Guest
Apr 23, 2019
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Apr 18, 2019
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Mar 10, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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John Lissu
Guest
Feb 28, 2019
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Mwagonda
Guest
Feb 16, 2019
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Feb 12, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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John Mwangi
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Yusuf
Guest
Feb 10, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
