Short Answer: Because the trees can't stop s-π΅hakin' it off! π³πΆ
Explanation: The forest is so noisy because the trees are constantly swaying and rustling their leaves, as if they're dancing to their own beat. Just like Taylor Swift's catchy song "Shake It Off," the trees in the forest can't resist grooving to nature's rhythm, creating a symphony of sound. So, next time you're in the woods, remember to join the party and dance along with the noisy forest! ππ³π
George Tenga (Guest) on October 1, 2019
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter? You think itβs R, but it be the C! π΄ββ οΈπ
George Mallya (Guest) on September 28, 2019
π Iβm definitely stealing this one!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 26, 2019
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
Kassim (Guest) on September 26, 2019
π Bookmarking this!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 21, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 20, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 19, 2019
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iβm talking to myself non-stop. π£οΈπ
Nyota (Guest) on September 17, 2019
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
Maida (Guest) on September 16, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π ποΈ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 8, 2019
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! βπ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 29, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 28, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
Abdillah (Guest) on August 25, 2019
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 18, 2019
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 14, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 13, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
Ibrahim (Guest) on August 13, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
Athumani (Guest) on August 4, 2019
π Too good!
John Mwangi (Guest) on August 4, 2019
Just what I needed today! Thank you! π
Neema (Guest) on July 29, 2019
Iβm not overweight. Iβm just under-tall. ποΈββοΈπ€
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 18, 2019
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
Abdullah (Guest) on June 29, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 20, 2019
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 3, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 2, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 27, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 26, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! π¨βπΎπ
Hekima (Guest) on May 26, 2019
I donβt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ππ€€
Khalifa (Guest) on May 26, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
Khalifa (Guest) on May 23, 2019
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 23, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 18, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
John Mwangi (Guest) on May 14, 2019
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 11, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
Mariam (Guest) on May 11, 2019
Why donβt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! π¦π€‘
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 7, 2019
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 5, 2019
What do you call a snowmanβs dog? A slush puppy! βπ
Baraka (Guest) on May 4, 2019
Whatβs a witchβs favorite subject in school? Spelling! π§ββοΈπ
Chum (Guest) on April 29, 2019
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
Aziza (Guest) on April 28, 2019
Sometimes I drink waterβjust to surprise my liver. π₯€π
Mariam (Guest) on April 21, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
John Kamande (Guest) on April 17, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
Abdillah (Guest) on March 31, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. π»π
Amani (Guest) on March 26, 2019
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 22, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 20, 2019
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 8, 2019
π This made my day!
Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 27, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
Jamal (Guest) on February 27, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 18, 2019
π Laughing so hard right now!
Amir (Guest) on February 18, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Mwakisu (Guest) on February 11, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Chiku (Guest) on February 10, 2019
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 15, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Zainab (Guest) on January 9, 2019
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 31, 2018
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
Alice Mrema (Guest) on December 12, 2018
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 2, 2018
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 30, 2018
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
Josephine (Guest) on November 28, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ