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Samson Tibaijuka
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Mar 22, 2020
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Mar 1, 2020
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Grace Minja
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Feb 24, 2020
🤣 This one got me good!
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Khatib
Guest
Feb 21, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Feb 17, 2020
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Feb 8, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Feb 2, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Mwanais
Guest
Jan 30, 2020
😂 I’m dying!
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jan 14, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jan 14, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Husna
Guest
Jan 10, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jan 7, 2020
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Dec 31, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Hamida
Guest
Dec 30, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Ann Awino
Guest
Dec 24, 2019
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Ann Awino
Guest
Dec 19, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Binti
Guest
Dec 11, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Dec 2, 2019
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Nov 26, 2019
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Issack
Guest
Nov 5, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Mwanais
Guest
Nov 5, 2019
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Safiya
Guest
Nov 3, 2019
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Mashaka
Guest
Oct 5, 2019
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Oct 3, 2019
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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David Musyoka
Guest
Sep 30, 2019
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Rashid
Guest
Sep 18, 2019
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Abubakari
Guest
Sep 18, 2019
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Sep 17, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 1, 2019
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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John Kamande
Guest
Aug 30, 2019
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Aug 18, 2019
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Warda
Guest
Aug 18, 2019
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Azima
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Aug 3, 2019
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Khatib
Guest
Aug 2, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jul 30, 2019
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Muslima
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jul 23, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jul 7, 2019
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Nassar
Guest
Jul 5, 2019
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jun 27, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jun 13, 2019
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Mary Njeri
Guest
May 29, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Janet Sumari
Guest
May 29, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Chum
Guest
May 21, 2019
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Apr 25, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Apr 22, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Shamsa
Guest
Apr 18, 2019
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Husna
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Robert Okello
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Issa
Guest
Mar 28, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Juma
Guest
Mar 26, 2019
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
