Short Answer: To show the chickens it could do it with style! ππ¦π
Explanation: The elephant crossed the road to impress the chickens and prove that it's not just a giant creature, but also a master of finesse. It wanted to demonstrate its ability to navigate the road gracefully, leaving the chickens in awe of its remarkable skills. After all, who would have expected an elephant to cross the road so elegantly? π€·ββοΈπ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 22, 2020
π Iβm still chuckling at this!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 1, 2020
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
Grace Minja (Guest) on February 27, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 24, 2020
π€£ This one got me good!
Khatib (Guest) on February 21, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 17, 2020
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 8, 2020
Iβve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnβt say that' to 'What the heck, letβs see what happens'. π€·ββοΈπ€
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 2, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
Mwanais (Guest) on January 30, 2020
π Iβm dying!
Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 14, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 14, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! π π§
Husna (Guest) on January 10, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 7, 2020
π Laughing so hard right now!
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 5, 2020
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 31, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
Hamida (Guest) on December 30, 2019
If at first, you donβt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnβt for you. πͺβ
Ann Awino (Guest) on December 24, 2019
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! π β½
Ann Awino (Guest) on December 19, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
Binti (Guest) on December 11, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 7, 2019
π€£ Sharing this with everyone!
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 2, 2019
π Can't stop laughing!
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 26, 2019
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
Kiza (Guest) on November 9, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
Issack (Guest) on November 5, 2019
Sometimes I drink waterβjust to surprise my liver. π₯€π
Mwanais (Guest) on November 5, 2019
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Safiya (Guest) on November 3, 2019
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
Mashaka (Guest) on October 5, 2019
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 3, 2019
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
David Musyoka (Guest) on September 30, 2019
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
Rashid (Guest) on September 18, 2019
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
Abubakari (Guest) on September 18, 2019
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 17, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πποΈ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 1, 2019
Why donβt elephants use computers? Theyβre afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
John Kamande (Guest) on August 30, 2019
π Needed this laugh, thanks!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 18, 2019
π Canβt wait to share this!
Warda (Guest) on August 18, 2019
π Iβm still laughing!
Azima (Guest) on August 15, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 3, 2019
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
Khatib (Guest) on August 2, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 30, 2019
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
Muslima (Guest) on July 24, 2019
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π π
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 23, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 20, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 20, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 7, 2019
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
Nassar (Guest) on July 5, 2019
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 29, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 28, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 27, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 13, 2019
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 29, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 29, 2019
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Chum (Guest) on May 21, 2019
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π π
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on April 25, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 22, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
Shamsa (Guest) on April 18, 2019
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Husna (Guest) on April 8, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
Robert Okello (Guest) on April 6, 2019
I donβt need a mood ring; I have a face. ππ¬
Issa (Guest) on March 28, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
Juma (Guest) on March 26, 2019
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ