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Esther Nyambura
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Feb 10, 2020
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Zulekha
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Feb 8, 2020
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jan 26, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Lydia Wanyama
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Jan 21, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jan 13, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Ibrahim
Guest
Dec 30, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 25, 2019
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Zubeida
Guest
Dec 18, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Khatib
Guest
Dec 17, 2019
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 13, 2019
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Nov 26, 2019
😁 This is gold!
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John Malisa
Guest
Nov 26, 2019
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Ahmed
Guest
Nov 26, 2019
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Kahina
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Shabani
Guest
Nov 1, 2019
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Oct 27, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Oct 20, 2019
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Kassim
Guest
Oct 18, 2019
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Oct 18, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Mwajabu
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Oct 14, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Nassor
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Aziza
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Masika
Guest
Oct 3, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Chris Okello
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Fadhili
Guest
Aug 6, 2019
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Aug 3, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 2, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jul 23, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Mhina
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jun 30, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Shani
Guest
Jun 26, 2019
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Hamida
Guest
Jun 25, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
😂 This is too funny!
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Mhina
Guest
Jun 14, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jun 7, 2019
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jun 7, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jun 6, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jun 6, 2019
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jun 5, 2019
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Jane Muthui
Guest
May 31, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Anna Mchome
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May 30, 2019
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
May 27, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
May 19, 2019
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Brian Karanja
Guest
May 10, 2019
😅 I needed that!
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
May 4, 2019
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Sharifa
Guest
Apr 24, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Mtumwa
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Apr 19, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Yahya
Guest
Mar 30, 2019
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Mar 19, 2019
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Joseph Kitine
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Mar 17, 2019
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Mar 13, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Zainab
Guest
Mar 12, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Mwanais
Guest
Mar 10, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Rashid
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Mar 2, 2019
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Mar 1, 2019
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
