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Bakari
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Nov 15, 2019
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Nov 13, 2019
๐ This one really got me!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Nov 2, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Oct 26, 2019
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
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Sultan
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
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Raha
Guest
Sep 21, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
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Arifa
Guest
Sep 21, 2019
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Sep 14, 2019
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Sep 8, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Sep 3, 2019
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
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George Wanjala
Guest
Aug 24, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Aug 19, 2019
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Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Umi
Guest
Aug 16, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Aug 16, 2019
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Aug 6, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
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Abubakari
Guest
Jul 29, 2019
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
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Nyota
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
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Hekima
Guest
Jun 12, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
May 25, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
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Stephen Kikwete
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May 15, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
May 9, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Apr 27, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 17, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
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Mwajuma
Guest
Mar 17, 2019
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
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Mashaka
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Mar 4, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
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Jabir
Guest
Mar 2, 2019
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
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Kijakazi
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
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Mariam
Guest
Feb 24, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Feb 4, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
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Mwanais
Guest
Feb 4, 2019
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
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Fikiri
Guest
Feb 3, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 2, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jan 29, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
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Khatib
Guest
Jan 1, 2019
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
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Nashon
Guest
Dec 29, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Yusuf
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 15, 2018
๐ Iโm dying over here!
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Mashaka
Guest
Dec 9, 2018
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Nov 30, 2018
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
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Shani
Guest
Nov 27, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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Frank Macha
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 27, 2018
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Oct 14, 2018
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
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Kiza
Guest
Sep 25, 2018
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Sep 14, 2018
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
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Rahma
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Sep 7, 2018
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Sep 5, 2018
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Aug 31, 2018
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
