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Shani
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Oct 7, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Thomas Mtaki
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Oct 4, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Oct 2, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Sep 13, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Mohamed
Guest
Sep 11, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Aug 30, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Baraka
Guest
Aug 28, 2019
😆 Saving this one!
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Tabu
Guest
Aug 25, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Irene Makena
Guest
Aug 24, 2019
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Fatuma
Guest
Aug 11, 2019
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Aug 6, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Aug 1, 2019
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
😆 That punchline!
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Hamida
Guest
Jul 25, 2019
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Zainab
Guest
Jul 23, 2019
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jul 13, 2019
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jun 20, 2019
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Habiba
Guest
Jun 11, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jun 9, 2019
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 27, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Khadija
Guest
May 23, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
May 20, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
May 18, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 16, 2019
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Fatuma
Guest
May 13, 2019
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 24, 2019
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Apr 21, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Jamal
Guest
Apr 14, 2019
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Salima
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Makame
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Ahmed
Guest
Apr 10, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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James Kimani
Guest
Mar 23, 2019
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Rukia
Guest
Mar 20, 2019
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Mar 13, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Mar 5, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Mar 4, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Kheri
Guest
Mar 3, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Mar 1, 2019
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Abdillah
Guest
Feb 26, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Latifa
Guest
Feb 17, 2019
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Masika
Guest
Feb 14, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Mzee
Guest
Feb 12, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Abubakari
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Shani
Guest
Jan 25, 2019
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jan 24, 2019
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Hassan
Guest
Jan 19, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jan 11, 2019
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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John Kamande
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Wande
Guest
Jan 7, 2019
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 6, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jan 5, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Dec 29, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Dec 16, 2018
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
