Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 1, 2020

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Mgeni (Guest) on December 22, 2019

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 10, 2019

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Furaha (Guest) on December 2, 2019

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on November 28, 2019

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Shamsa (Guest) on November 22, 2019

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 18, 2019

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Athumani (Guest) on November 13, 2019

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on November 8, 2019

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

James Kawawa (Guest) on November 7, 2019

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Farida (Guest) on October 20, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 28, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Rahim (Guest) on September 23, 2019

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 20, 2019

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Jamal (Guest) on September 10, 2019

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 4, 2019

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 2, 2019

🤣 This one’s fire!

Khatib (Guest) on August 31, 2019

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Nassar (Guest) on August 30, 2019

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Nahida (Guest) on August 27, 2019

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Jaffar (Guest) on August 24, 2019

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 21, 2019

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 12, 2019

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 3, 2019

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 12, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 8, 2019

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

David Sokoine (Guest) on June 27, 2019

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Kijakazi (Guest) on June 25, 2019

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 9, 2019

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Abdillah (Guest) on June 6, 2019

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Omari (Guest) on June 2, 2019

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Maimuna (Guest) on May 21, 2019

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Latifa (Guest) on May 18, 2019

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 18, 2019

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 17, 2019

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 15, 2019

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 15, 2019

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on May 11, 2019

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 29, 2019

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Mwagonda (Guest) on April 21, 2019

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 6, 2019

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Sekela (Guest) on March 23, 2019

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Arifa (Guest) on March 16, 2019

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 13, 2019

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 7, 2019

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 27, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 27, 2019

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Leila (Guest) on February 26, 2019

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Aziza (Guest) on February 22, 2019

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 19, 2019

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on February 16, 2019

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Mchawi (Guest) on February 15, 2019

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on February 15, 2019

😆 This one really got me!

Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 12, 2019

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 11, 2019

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 10, 2019

😄 Perfect joke!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 6, 2019

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Jabir (Guest) on January 29, 2019

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Saidi (Guest) on January 22, 2019

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 17, 2019

😂 This joke just made my day!