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Andrew Odhiambo
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Aug 5, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Raphael Okoth
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Aug 2, 2019
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Omar
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Jul 29, 2019
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 18, 2019
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Sofia
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Nashon
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 13, 2019
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Shamim
Guest
Jul 12, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jul 1, 2019
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jun 15, 2019
😄 You got me good!
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Amani
Guest
Jun 12, 2019
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Mustafa
Guest
Jun 7, 2019
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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John Malisa
Guest
Jun 7, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jun 5, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Aziza
Guest
Jun 4, 2019
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Ibrahim
Guest
May 27, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
May 27, 2019
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Omar
Guest
May 11, 2019
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
May 10, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Apr 25, 2019
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Apr 19, 2019
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Josephine
Guest
Apr 17, 2019
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Apr 16, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Juma
Guest
Apr 16, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Apr 14, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Mhina
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
😆 Totally hilarious!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Apr 5, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Apr 4, 2019
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Abdullah
Guest
Mar 12, 2019
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Mar 11, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Mar 6, 2019
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Rabia
Guest
Mar 3, 2019
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Feb 28, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Sharifa
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Feb 24, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jan 29, 2019
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Rehema
Guest
Jan 25, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Fikiri
Guest
Jan 24, 2019
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
😁 This is gold!
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jan 21, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Mchawi
Guest
Jan 16, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jan 13, 2019
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Josephine
Guest
Jan 12, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jan 10, 2019
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Nov 26, 2018
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 19, 2018
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Nov 14, 2018
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Nov 11, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Zakia
Guest
Nov 8, 2018
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Shabani
Guest
Oct 31, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Omari
Guest
Oct 28, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Ann Awino
Guest
Oct 21, 2018
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Amir
Guest
Oct 10, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Chris Okello
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
