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Hekima
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Jan 30, 2020
Thanks Ackyshine
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Francis Mrope
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Jan 24, 2020
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jan 15, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Salma
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Jan 13, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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John Mwangi
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Jan 8, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Nyota
Guest
Jan 8, 2020
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Sarah Mbise
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Jan 7, 2020
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Muslima
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Dec 22, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Simon Kiprono
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Dec 13, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Alice Jebet
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Dec 9, 2019
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Fredrick Mutiso
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Nov 30, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Andrew Mahiga
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Nov 25, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Andrew Mchome
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Nov 19, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Zakia
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Nov 16, 2019
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Henry Sokoine
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Nov 16, 2019
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Nahida
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Nov 15, 2019
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Nov 4, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Ndoto
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Nov 2, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Edward Chepkoech
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Oct 28, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Anna Sumari
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Oct 23, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Sharifa
Guest
Oct 22, 2019
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Latifa
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Oct 21, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Muslima
Guest
Oct 21, 2019
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Sep 29, 2019
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Richard Mulwa
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Sep 28, 2019
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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George Wanjala
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Sep 27, 2019
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Hashim
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Sep 21, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Mwakisu
Guest
Sep 13, 2019
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 13, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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John Mwangi
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Sep 12, 2019
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Daudi
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Sep 11, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Diana Mumbua
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Aug 25, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Sarafina
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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George Mallya
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Aug 21, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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John Mwangi
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Aug 19, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Neema
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Aug 16, 2019
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Alice Mwikali
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Aug 12, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Tabitha Okumu
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Aug 8, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Joyce Aoko
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Aug 1, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 12, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Lydia Wanyama
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Jul 4, 2019
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Amani
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Jun 27, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Andrew Mchome
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Jun 12, 2019
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Paul Kamau
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Jun 10, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Kijakazi
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Jun 10, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Binti
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Jun 3, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Makame
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May 29, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Mwanajuma
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May 27, 2019
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Peter Otieno
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May 22, 2019
😆 This one really got me!
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Maneno
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May 20, 2019
😄 You got me!
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Elijah Mutua
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May 16, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Thomas Mtaki
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May 14, 2019
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Anna Malela
Guest
May 13, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Joy Wacera
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May 2, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Zawadi
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Apr 26, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Apr 26, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
