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Joseph Njoroge
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Jan 30, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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George Tenga
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Jan 23, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Jamal
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Jan 21, 2020
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Patrick Mutua
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Jan 15, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jan 13, 2020
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jan 11, 2020
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Wande
Guest
Jan 2, 2020
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Josephine
Guest
Dec 26, 2019
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Maneno
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Dec 25, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Irene Makena
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Fadhili
Guest
Nov 17, 2019
😄 Perfect joke!
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Bahati
Guest
Nov 12, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Zuhura
Guest
Oct 31, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Oct 28, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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John Malisa
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Oct 2, 2019
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Latifa
Guest
Sep 24, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Sep 17, 2019
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 13, 2019
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Grace Minja
Guest
Sep 6, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Sep 4, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Aug 20, 2019
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Rukia
Guest
Aug 20, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Aug 9, 2019
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Aug 9, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Baridi
Guest
Jul 25, 2019
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jul 23, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jul 23, 2019
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Kheri
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jul 8, 2019
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 6, 2019
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 24, 2019
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 24, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jun 17, 2019
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Shamsa
Guest
Jun 4, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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John Mushi
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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John Lissu
Guest
May 31, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Hashim
Guest
May 29, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Leila
Guest
May 29, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
May 18, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Charles Mboje
Guest
May 17, 2019
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Habiba
Guest
May 13, 2019
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Farida
Guest
May 5, 2019
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Maida
Guest
Apr 22, 2019
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Apr 16, 2019
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Zuhura
Guest
Apr 16, 2019
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Apr 14, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Rubea
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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David Musyoka
Guest
Apr 10, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
😂 Sharing right away!
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Mgeni
Guest
Apr 5, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Mar 22, 2019
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Warda
Guest
Mar 18, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Chris Okello
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Mar 11, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Khadija
Guest
Mar 9, 2019
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Arifa
Guest
Feb 20, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Feb 17, 2019
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
