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Mohamed
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Feb 10, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Bahati
Guest
Jan 29, 2020
😅 I needed that!
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Victor Malima
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Jan 29, 2020
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Hashim
Guest
Jan 24, 2020
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jan 23, 2020
Thanks Ackyshine
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John Kamande
Guest
Jan 18, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Mchuma
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Jan 14, 2020
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Leila
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Jan 7, 2020
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Betty Kimaro
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Dec 26, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Dec 24, 2019
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Issack
Guest
Dec 21, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Dec 20, 2019
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Sharifa
Guest
Dec 6, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Nov 18, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Mazrui
Guest
Nov 5, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Nov 4, 2019
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Oct 22, 2019
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Oct 7, 2019
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Kheri
Guest
Oct 3, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Sep 30, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Sep 26, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Sep 21, 2019
😆 Still cracking up!
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James Malima
Guest
Sep 17, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Sep 16, 2019
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Sep 7, 2019
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Sep 3, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Chris Okello
Guest
Aug 30, 2019
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Mwajuma
Guest
Aug 20, 2019
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Mwachumu
Guest
Aug 19, 2019
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Juma
Guest
Aug 16, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Aug 12, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Khamis
Guest
Aug 11, 2019
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Maida
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jul 8, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Farida
Guest
Jul 7, 2019
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jul 5, 2019
🤣 Pure genius!
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Khadija
Guest
Jun 20, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jun 20, 2019
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Hekima
Guest
Jun 7, 2019
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Rukia
Guest
Jun 5, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
May 26, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 11, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
May 7, 2019
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Anna Malela
Guest
May 5, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 27, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Apr 19, 2019
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Zainab
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Salum
Guest
Apr 10, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Mar 19, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Feb 22, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Feb 17, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Abubakari
Guest
Feb 12, 2019
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
