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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Dec 3, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Latifa
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Tabu
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Kheri
Guest
Nov 10, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Nov 5, 2019
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Oct 31, 2019
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Oct 9, 2019
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Latifa
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Yahya
Guest
Oct 2, 2019
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Robert Okello
Guest
Sep 24, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Mwakisu
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
😁 This made my day!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 6, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Sep 3, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Binti
Guest
Aug 30, 2019
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Zakia
Guest
Aug 29, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Salma
Guest
Aug 27, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Chris Okello
Guest
Aug 16, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Abdullah
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Aug 5, 2019
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Kazija
Guest
Aug 2, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
🤣 Sending this now!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jul 13, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Nahida
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Fadhili
Guest
Jun 27, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jun 16, 2019
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
May 30, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
May 23, 2019
😄 What a joke!
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John Lissu
Guest
May 20, 2019
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Amir
Guest
May 19, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
May 19, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Latifa
Guest
May 16, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Abubakari
Guest
May 14, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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George Tenga
Guest
May 10, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Mariam
Guest
May 7, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
May 6, 2019
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Linda Karimi
Guest
May 3, 2019
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Sekela
Guest
May 1, 2019
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Khamis
Guest
May 1, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Rahma
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
Thanks Ackyshine
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Muslima
Guest
Mar 29, 2019
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Amina
Guest
Mar 19, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Mar 3, 2019
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 19, 2019
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Feb 1, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 30, 2019
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Farida
Guest
Jan 30, 2019
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jan 27, 2019
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jan 23, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Salum
Guest
Jan 20, 2019
😂 I need to save this one forever!
