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Betty Akinyi
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Jan 23, 2020
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jan 10, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Dec 30, 2019
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Dec 29, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Dec 25, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Neema
Guest
Dec 22, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Safiya
Guest
Dec 19, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Dec 17, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Farida
Guest
Dec 16, 2019
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Zainab
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Nov 28, 2019
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Nassor
Guest
Nov 28, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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David Musyoka
Guest
Nov 26, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
😂 This is a keeper!
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Jafari
Guest
Oct 12, 2019
😄 What a joke!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Sep 27, 2019
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Sep 27, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Mwajuma
Guest
Sep 22, 2019
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Sep 8, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Wande
Guest
Aug 26, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Abubakari
Guest
Aug 9, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Rubea
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Issack
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jul 6, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Athumani
Guest
Jun 24, 2019
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jun 22, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Hawa
Guest
Jun 16, 2019
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Bakari
Guest
Jun 14, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jun 11, 2019
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jun 9, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
May 18, 2019
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
May 7, 2019
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Apr 27, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Apr 25, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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John Mwangi
Guest
Apr 23, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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George Wanjala
Guest
Apr 19, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Apr 15, 2019
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Halima
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Mar 27, 2019
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Mtumwa
Guest
Mar 27, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Jabir
Guest
Mar 20, 2019
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Raha
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Mariam
Guest
Feb 26, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Yusra
Guest
Feb 21, 2019
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Feb 15, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Mhina
Guest
Feb 4, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jan 29, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Issa
Guest
Jan 28, 2019
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Zakia
Guest
Jan 23, 2019
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Kassim
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jan 15, 2019
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
