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Jaffar
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Dec 2, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Dec 1, 2019
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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David Nyerere
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
😆 That punchline!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Nov 18, 2019
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Nov 12, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
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Chum
Guest
Nov 10, 2019
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 26, 2019
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Maida
Guest
Oct 14, 2019
😄 Perfect joke!
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Chiku
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Rabia
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Baridi
Guest
Sep 26, 2019
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 21, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Sep 19, 2019
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Sep 19, 2019
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Sep 11, 2019
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Sekela
Guest
Sep 11, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Aug 28, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Aug 25, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Salima
Guest
Aug 23, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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James Kawawa
Guest
Aug 18, 2019
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Wande
Guest
Aug 18, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 9, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Aug 3, 2019
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Makame
Guest
Aug 1, 2019
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Aug 1, 2019
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jul 29, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Rukia
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Mashaka
Guest
Jul 21, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jul 7, 2019
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jul 4, 2019
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Majid
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Shabani
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Sekela
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jun 10, 2019
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jun 5, 2019
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jun 4, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Nahida
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
😄 You got me!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Mwafirika
Guest
May 24, 2019
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Susan Wangari
Guest
May 23, 2019
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Anna Mchome
Guest
May 16, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 10, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Issack
Guest
May 9, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Apr 29, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Apr 28, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Hamida
Guest
Apr 27, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Apr 21, 2019
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Apr 4, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 29, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 27, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Fatuma
Guest
Mar 25, 2019
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Shani
Guest
Mar 23, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Mwachumu
Guest
Mar 15, 2019
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 13, 2019
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Salum
Guest
Feb 20, 2019
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
