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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Apr 11, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Apr 6, 2020
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Mar 27, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Mar 22, 2020
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 15, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Mar 11, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Zuhura
Guest
Mar 7, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Husna
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Feb 17, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Feb 13, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Mwakisu
Guest
Feb 9, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Feb 7, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Selemani
Guest
Jan 29, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jan 23, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
😁 This is gold!
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John Malisa
Guest
Jan 21, 2020
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jan 12, 2020
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Dec 18, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Zuhura
Guest
Dec 4, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Safiya
Guest
Dec 3, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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David Ochieng
Guest
Nov 30, 2019
😂 Sharing right away!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 6, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Maimuna
Guest
Nov 4, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Zawadi
Guest
Nov 1, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Nov 1, 2019
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Shukuru
Guest
Oct 28, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Sultan
Guest
Oct 27, 2019
😄 Perfect joke!
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 26, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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George Tenga
Guest
Oct 21, 2019
😅 I needed that!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Oct 12, 2019
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Oct 8, 2019
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Sultan
Guest
Aug 29, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Aug 27, 2019
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Abubakar
Guest
Aug 23, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Yusra
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Hekima
Guest
Aug 14, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Chiku
Guest
Jul 25, 2019
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jul 18, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 18, 2019
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jul 10, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Farida
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Nashon
Guest
Jun 22, 2019
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jun 11, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Amir
Guest
May 28, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Janet Wambura
Guest
May 23, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Mwajabu
Guest
May 20, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 16, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 14, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Nuru
Guest
May 13, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Chiku
Guest
May 13, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Mchuma
Guest
Apr 30, 2019
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Shamsa
Guest
Apr 27, 2019
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Apr 23, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Apr 18, 2019
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 16, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
