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Mazrui
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Sep 8, 2019
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Sep 7, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Ann Awino
Guest
Sep 5, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Majid
Guest
Aug 29, 2019
😂 This is too funny!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Aug 28, 2019
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Aug 21, 2019
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Rehema
Guest
Aug 19, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Majid
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Tambwe
Guest
Jul 7, 2019
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Shabani
Guest
Jun 27, 2019
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Kassim
Guest
Jun 24, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Khatib
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
May 26, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Shabani
Guest
May 20, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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John Mwangi
Guest
May 16, 2019
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Chiku
Guest
Apr 30, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 29, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Apr 21, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Zuhura
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Apr 1, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Josephine
Guest
Mar 31, 2019
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Mar 27, 2019
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Mar 2, 2019
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Habiba
Guest
Feb 28, 2019
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Halima
Guest
Feb 28, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Feb 26, 2019
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Feb 21, 2019
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Feb 16, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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David Sokoine
Guest
Feb 16, 2019
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Mwajuma
Guest
Feb 12, 2019
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Feb 4, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jan 30, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jan 23, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jan 16, 2019
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jan 16, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jan 15, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jan 14, 2019
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jan 7, 2019
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Dec 31, 2018
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Dec 23, 2018
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Dec 18, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Dec 18, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Dec 17, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Hamida
Guest
Dec 17, 2018
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Sekela
Guest
Dec 16, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Ramadhan
Guest
Dec 13, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Tabu
Guest
Nov 30, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Nov 30, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Khamis
Guest
Nov 26, 2018
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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David Ochieng
Guest
Nov 20, 2018
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Abdullah
Guest
Nov 17, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Nov 6, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Aziza
Guest
Nov 4, 2018
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Oct 29, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
