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Daniel Obura
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Dec 15, 2019
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Maimuna
Guest
Dec 13, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Zulekha
Guest
Dec 3, 2019
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Baraka
Guest
Nov 26, 2019
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Nov 19, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Nov 18, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Jaffar
Guest
Nov 15, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Zakia
Guest
Nov 7, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Nov 6, 2019
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Baraka
Guest
Nov 6, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Habiba
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Sep 18, 2019
😆 That punchline!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 3, 2019
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Sep 3, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Mgeni
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Aug 8, 2019
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Aug 3, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Ndoto
Guest
Jul 28, 2019
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jul 28, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jul 25, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Shabani
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jul 13, 2019
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Jamal
Guest
Jul 9, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 8, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Zulekha
Guest
Jun 27, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jun 23, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 22, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jun 22, 2019
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Shani
Guest
Jun 10, 2019
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 4, 2019
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
May 24, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
May 23, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Maida
Guest
May 22, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Farida
Guest
May 19, 2019
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Khadija
Guest
May 17, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Anna Malela
Guest
May 14, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Apr 26, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Mjaka
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Josephine
Guest
Apr 7, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Apr 2, 2019
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Mar 24, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Mar 21, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Mar 12, 2019
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Hamida
Guest
Feb 19, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Arifa
Guest
Feb 4, 2019
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jan 24, 2019
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Azima
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Mchuma
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
