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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 5, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Oct 5, 2019
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Sep 26, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Mhina
Guest
Sep 22, 2019
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Mohamed
Guest
Sep 16, 2019
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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James Kawawa
Guest
Sep 15, 2019
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Sep 6, 2019
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Jaffar
Guest
Sep 4, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Asha
Guest
Aug 28, 2019
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Aug 24, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Sekela
Guest
Aug 24, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Aug 21, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Aug 14, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Yusuf
Guest
Aug 2, 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Mwajuma
Guest
Aug 2, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Bakari
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Chum
Guest
Jul 10, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 8, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 6, 2019
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jul 5, 2019
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jun 26, 2019
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 24, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jun 20, 2019
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jun 15, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Nasra
Guest
Jun 12, 2019
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jun 12, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jun 5, 2019
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Saidi
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 30, 2019
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Khatib
Guest
May 20, 2019
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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George Ndungu
Guest
May 20, 2019
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Nasra
Guest
May 17, 2019
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Brian Karanja
Guest
May 11, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 5, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Zubeida
Guest
May 4, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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John Kamande
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Wande
Guest
Apr 4, 2019
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Mar 23, 2019
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Mar 18, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Nassor
Guest
Mar 9, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 9, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Mar 2, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Khamis
Guest
Mar 1, 2019
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Feb 14, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Mwinyi
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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James Kimani
Guest
Feb 9, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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James Kimani
Guest
Feb 5, 2019
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Salma
Guest
Jan 30, 2019
😄 You got me good!
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Mchawi
Guest
Jan 25, 2019
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jan 15, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Dec 30, 2018
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Grace Minja
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
