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Grace Wairimu
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Feb 1, 2021
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
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Mwachumu
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Jan 16, 2021
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Samson Tibaijuka
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Jan 10, 2021
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
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Hawa
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Jan 8, 2021
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jan 7, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Dec 29, 2020
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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Sultan
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Dec 28, 2020
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Dec 26, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Dec 24, 2020
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Rahim
Guest
Dec 20, 2020
๐ You got me!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
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Abubakari
Guest
Dec 1, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
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Chiku
Guest
Nov 28, 2020
This joke deserves an award! ๐
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Nov 3, 2020
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Oct 21, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Oct 20, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
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Frank Macha
Guest
Sep 21, 2020
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 12, 2020
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Aug 21, 2020
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
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Yusuf
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
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Kijakazi
Guest
Aug 11, 2020
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Aug 10, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 9, 2020
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
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Wande
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
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Sarafina
Guest
Aug 3, 2020
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
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Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jul 28, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jul 24, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
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Hekima
Guest
Jul 23, 2020
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 23, 2020
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
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Nyota
Guest
Jul 22, 2020
๐ That punchline!
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jul 13, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
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Khadija
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
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David Nyerere
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Jun 12, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
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Thomas Mwakalindile
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May 25, 2020
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
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Kiza
Guest
May 21, 2020
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Zainab
Guest
May 20, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
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Victor Kamau
Guest
May 10, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
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Bakari
Guest
May 9, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
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Sekela
Guest
May 9, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
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Benjamin Kibicho
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Apr 21, 2020
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
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George Mallya
Guest
Apr 2, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
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Maneno
Guest
Mar 29, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
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Raha
Guest
Mar 27, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Mar 27, 2020
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 6, 2020
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
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Kazija
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Mar 3, 2020
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
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Zakia
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Feb 29, 2020
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
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Ruth Kibona
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Feb 28, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
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John Mushi
Guest
Feb 3, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jan 28, 2020
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jan 28, 2020
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
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Chiku
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Jan 11, 2020
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Samuel Omondi
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Dec 16, 2019
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
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Rehema
Guest
Dec 11, 2019
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
