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Daudi
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Aug 24, 2020
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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Mashaka
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Aug 6, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
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Mwanaidi
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Jul 28, 2020
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
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Ali
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Jul 25, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
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Nuru
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Jul 24, 2020
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
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Peter Mugendi
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Jul 23, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Patrick Mutua
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Jul 18, 2020
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
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Janet Sumari
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Jul 18, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jul 10, 2020
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jul 7, 2020
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 1, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jun 26, 2020
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jun 24, 2020
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
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Habiba
Guest
Jun 22, 2020
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
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Salima
Guest
Jun 20, 2020
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
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Binti
Guest
Jun 19, 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jun 19, 2020
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
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Kiza
Guest
Jun 18, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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Abdullah
Guest
Jun 18, 2020
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jun 13, 2020
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
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James Kimani
Guest
Jun 10, 2020
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
๐ Sharing right away!
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Bahati
Guest
Jun 4, 2020
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jun 4, 2020
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
May 13, 2020
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
May 12, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
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Hekima
Guest
May 9, 2020
This joke deserves an award! ๐
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Zulekha
Guest
May 6, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
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Nyota
Guest
May 3, 2020
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 1, 2020
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
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Salma
Guest
Apr 20, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 8, 2020
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 26, 2020
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Kheri
Guest
Mar 24, 2020
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
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Nassor
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Mar 15, 2020
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
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Kheri
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Mar 9, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 5, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Feb 20, 2020
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
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Jabir
Guest
Feb 15, 2020
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Feb 13, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
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Saidi
Guest
Feb 12, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Feb 11, 2020
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
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Athumani
Guest
Feb 3, 2020
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
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Kevin Maina
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Jan 31, 2020
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jan 10, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 9, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Jan 8, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
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Mwanaisha
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Dec 19, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Nancy Kawawa
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Dec 3, 2019
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
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Samson Mahiga
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Nov 12, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
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Mwachumu
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Nov 11, 2019
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
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Catherine Mkumbo
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Nov 8, 2019
๐ Bookmarking this!
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Samson Mahiga
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Oct 20, 2019
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Oct 20, 2019
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
