A spider's favorite thing to do on a computer is... WEB-surfing! 🕷️🖥️🏄♂️
Explanation: Spiders are known for creating intricate webs, so it's only natural that their favorite activity on a computer would be web-surfing! It's a pun that combines the spider's affinity for webs with the common term "web-surfing" which refers to browsing the internet. 🕸️😄
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 14, 2021
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Husna (Guest) on June 12, 2021
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
James Kimani (Guest) on June 11, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Rubea (Guest) on May 25, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Nahida (Guest) on May 24, 2021
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Jaffar (Guest) on May 22, 2021
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 17, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 4, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Chris Okello (Guest) on April 28, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 5, 2021
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Salma (Guest) on March 5, 2021
😆 This one really got me!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 27, 2021
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 18, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
David Nyerere (Guest) on February 11, 2021
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Athumani (Guest) on February 8, 2021
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 2, 2021
😁 This made my day!
Abdillah (Guest) on January 22, 2021
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 20, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
John Lissu (Guest) on January 15, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 11, 2021
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 28, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 12, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Abubakar (Guest) on November 28, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Jaffar (Guest) on November 24, 2020
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 17, 2020
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 12, 2020
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Sarafina (Guest) on November 10, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 30, 2020
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Nuru (Guest) on October 30, 2020
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Makame (Guest) on October 23, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 21, 2020
😅 I’m still laughing!
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 21, 2020
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 17, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 11, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Halima (Guest) on October 5, 2020
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Mtumwa (Guest) on September 28, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 21, 2020
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Shamim (Guest) on September 11, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Rashid (Guest) on September 7, 2020
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 5, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 3, 2020
😆 Totally hilarious!
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 23, 2020
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Irene Makena (Guest) on August 20, 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 10, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Rahma (Guest) on August 6, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 27, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 17, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 1, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Shamsa (Guest) on June 28, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 26, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 21, 2020
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Fatuma (Guest) on June 20, 2020
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Zuhura (Guest) on June 20, 2020
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 4, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Nassar (Guest) on May 9, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 9, 2020
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Ramadhan (Guest) on May 4, 2020
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Mwagonda (Guest) on May 3, 2020
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 30, 2020
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Ndoto (Guest) on March 13, 2020
🤣 Brilliant joke!