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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Nov 23, 2020
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Nov 5, 2020
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Furaha
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Kheri
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Aziza
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Oct 24, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Sep 23, 2020
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Halima
Guest
Sep 23, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Sep 21, 2020
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Sep 17, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Amina
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Sep 6, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Nashon
Guest
Aug 25, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Binti
Guest
Aug 24, 2020
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Khadija
Guest
Aug 22, 2020
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Frank Macha
Guest
Aug 20, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 17, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jul 31, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jul 30, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jul 28, 2020
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Jafari
Guest
Jul 24, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 18, 2020
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jun 27, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Binti
Guest
Jun 22, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Hashim
Guest
Jun 22, 2020
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Shukuru
Guest
Jun 15, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Binti
Guest
Jun 13, 2020
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Mwanaidi
Guest
May 30, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
May 20, 2020
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Grace Mligo
Guest
May 17, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Zubeida
Guest
May 14, 2020
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Mtumwa
Guest
Apr 27, 2020
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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George Wanjala
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Apr 2, 2020
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Mar 28, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Mzee
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Mar 11, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Mar 5, 2020
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Rabia
Guest
Feb 20, 2020
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Feb 7, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Halimah
Guest
Jan 30, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Maimuna
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jan 2, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Nov 13, 2019
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Nov 13, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Nov 12, 2019
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Nov 3, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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George Tenga
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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David Chacha
Guest
Oct 12, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Kahina
Guest
Sep 5, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Aug 18, 2019
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Aug 18, 2019
😆 That punchline!
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
