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Mwanais
Guest
Mar 31, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Mwakisu
Guest
Mar 26, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Sharifa
Guest
Mar 8, 2021
😂 This is a keeper!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Mar 2, 2021
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Feb 22, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Feb 12, 2021
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Feb 7, 2021
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Feb 6, 2021
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Halima
Guest
Feb 5, 2021
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jan 13, 2021
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Tabu
Guest
Dec 21, 2020
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Leila
Guest
Nov 21, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Shabani
Guest
Nov 20, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Amina
Guest
Nov 20, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Nov 20, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Nov 18, 2020
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Nov 11, 2020
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Nov 5, 2020
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Oct 26, 2020
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Oct 19, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Mohamed
Guest
Oct 15, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Oct 3, 2020
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Josephine
Guest
Sep 25, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Maimuna
Guest
Sep 23, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Sep 10, 2020
😄 Too good!
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George Mallya
Guest
Sep 3, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Maimuna
Guest
Aug 30, 2020
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Aug 25, 2020
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Hekima
Guest
Aug 20, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Aug 11, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Nashon
Guest
Aug 7, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jul 27, 2020
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jul 23, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 22, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 16, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jul 16, 2020
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 13, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jul 5, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jun 3, 2020
🤣 Sending this now!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
May 24, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Fikiri
Guest
May 19, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Safiya
Guest
May 16, 2020
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Fadhila
Guest
May 15, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
May 12, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 5, 2020
🤣 Pure genius!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
May 3, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Rashid
Guest
May 2, 2020
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Ramadhan
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Apr 26, 2020
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Shabani
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Aziza
Guest
Apr 11, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Makame
Guest
Apr 2, 2020
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
